let's talk about stitch fix (round 3 1/2)

I just have to say that I about peed my pants today when I read this post from Stitch Fix - Distressed Denim for Everyone. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. 

I can admit that the women in the article look pretty cute, but this old lady thinks they would look a lot better without holes in their jeans. Hey, denim industry. Can I get a pair of jeans that don't scream soccer mom but also don't look like they are borrowed from my teen-aged kid? 

Call my grandmother's salon and schedule my hair set, people. I'm officially old.